This is a carryover from one of this site's previous versions. The rules are simple: Start a sentence with "I believe", and then finish it any way you want. It can be something truthful, something funny, or anything in between. As the author, I'll start.
I believe you show me a kid sitting in the back seat of a car singing "Run To The Hills" and getting every word right, and I'll show you a future Bruce Dickinson protege.